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Into Death Mountain Into Death Mountain

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good start, now follow through.

I enjoyed the pacing to the movie, no real lulls in the action so I would give you points for that.

The animation and sound effects were decent enough, but nothing spectacular. You could fine tune those two areas a bit more. I did however like the music choice.

I would suggest that you keep the general pacing to the action, and maybe add some Link vocal sounds (i.e. urgh, Ah!) when he's being physically tested. And also if you're going to stick to how the game played out, have Link use the hammer once or twice.

I also noticed that you went with Link in his green tunic, which is perfectly fine considering that's his traditional color and how people recognize him, but if I remember correctly the red tunic was required to get into that dungeon. Then again it's been forever since I played Ocarina and I can't remember whether you needed the red tunic on once you were in the dungeon.

Anywho, keep on keepin' on and good luck.

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Madness Consternation Madness Consternation

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Unless it's a proper name...

Unless it's a proper name (and it very well could be as it was capitalized) you misspelled Vengeance. Sorry, I'm sure I'm not the only one to point that out, but it's a pet peeve of mine.

As for the movie itself, I felt it was up to par but nothing spectacular. There is a subtle increase in detail in this movie in comparison to your previous entries, as there should be. Still, I think Madness has lost a bit of its edge, and this entry didn't excite me as much as your originals.

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KFK's Adventures #2 KFK's Adventures #2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Frickin' Hilarious

These KFK Adventures are pretty sweet, and a nice divergence from the usual characters from CU. I just wish I saw more of Dark Ninja.

This episode in particular was quite good. Makes me remember when I had my Voltron.

StarCraft: Infestation StarCraft: Infestation

Rated 5 / 5 stars


How do these not get into the top 5 monthly? Seriously the storyline kicks ass, and it's great how you integrate both audio and visuals from SC, but not need the viewer have to play the game to follow along.

LogFish responds:

Yea, and that peice of shit Steve Irwin tribute got a top 5 monthly, and if you look back on p-bots posts, I should've had daily feature that day, p-bot screwed up - crikey! Not that I get pissed off about that ... heh. I guess it's just not as widely accessable as some others eventhough it can stand alone - I guess people who don't know SC just don't watch them? I'll get a top5 monthly one day, it's my goal. Maybe not with this series, but one day... heh.

Wee Wee Wee Wee

Rated 3 / 5 stars


"Dad" and I had the same thoughts post explosion.

Britney Spears Burping Britney Spears Burping

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Heh, Animaniacs... it's been a while.

But wait. Shouldn't it be Kevin doing the burping and Britney playing? Supposedly Britney has the talent and should be on the piano, while Kevin's got all the time in the world to sit around and practice his belching.

Black Situation Black Situation

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It's a good message...

But you said "everyday Black people die in situations like this." I don't recall ever hearing of a situation where a black guy died after a white guy threw a letter F at him.

Okay, maybe I took that a bit too literally, but then again that was a kind of bizarre situation in that flash.

As for the line where it said if being black or white makes them different and him saying no, I don't fully agree. In terms of human and civil rights we should all be, but obviously one being white and one being black would mean they are different in terms of obvious physical appearance and most likely cultural/historical backgrounds.

I thought it was an overall good flash. Don't worry, be happy.

Somali responds:

Thank you. With they are not different I ment they have the same rights, they feel the same, they do the same everything on them is simular, besides the look.

PTFA Guy Hates ClockDay 2 PTFA Guy Hates ClockDay 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I frankly have nothing against Clocks, but I hate Clockday. Clock flashes barely have enough originality or talent to pass, but on Clockday, every piece of shit that has Clock in the title passes, much to my chagrin.

I hope this passes, but I can only do so much myself with my 9.57 Voting power. I'd bet that the hordes of Clock fanboys would want to vote 0 to get rid of this, but hopefully it doesn't happen.

Oh and I have to be honest with you. I don't think this flash merits 10s across the board in scores, but think of the score I gave more as this flash being a good mental refreshment.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Its kind of the same with me. I didn't really like clocks before but when I saw how cracy Clock Day was, I hated them. Its true, every flash with clock thrown on it will probably get in, but I dont think people realize that there is a lot of anti clock people (and clock people) who give anti clock flashes good scores.

I dont think it deserves 10's either, but to contend with the shit out there today, its gonna need it.

Snicker's Bar Snicker's Bar

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I found the original Snickers commercial strange

But not strange enough to make a flash about it's song.
Interesting... strange, but interesting.

XxwaSSupxX responds:

haha. Well, thanks, i guess?

Fap to NG acts: Ocelot Fap to NG acts: Ocelot

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

These things are hilarious.

I almost feel like whoring myself out to you guys in the hopes of being your next vict... err... subject.

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